This article is mostly for Arts students because if you're a Science student, this article shall seem like a cruel taunt to you the way the question, "What's for dinner?" seems to the people of Somalia.
Science students really hate on Arts students as they are jealous of all of the free time they have.
Don't hate on us, YOU chose the Muggle life.
For 12th graders like myself who intend to stay in their college and are currently embracing the vela lifestyle, I present to you various options to enjoy your excessively long vacation :
1. Visit your homeland.
Some of you might have relatives there who might be fun to interact with.
Unlike myself. I have to go to Kerala. Other than the fact that it is a literal oven, I'm surrounded by a bunch of family members who not-so-silently judge me for not knowing my mother tongue.
If only they taunted me in French. I'd cream their ass.
2. Catch up with old friends.
A lot of people begin meeting school friends.
I'm on the other hand, excessively anti-get-togethers because a school reunion for me is having lunch with a bunch of Science students who regard Arts as the Kamaal R Khan of well, the entire Universe.
3. Take up a hobby.
For example sports, cooking or playing an instrument.
None of those things work out for me as I have the stamina of a 102 year old, I eat ingredients and the only instrument I've ever played is the guitar and my playing sounds slightly pleasant compared to the sound of someone scratching their nails down a black board.
4. Catch up on reading.
A lot of people catch up on their various books and also sometimes re-read books.
You'd be surprised to know that I do the very same thing. Except what I consider as books are, Archie Comics, MAD Magazine and Calvin and Hobbes.
5. Watch a television series.
A lot of people are watching Game of Thrones these days.
I don't know what all of the hooplah is about. I might watch it later once I catch up on all of the episodes of 'House'.
Yes. I'm a freaking dinosaur.
6. Stalk people.
It's a surprisingly effective tactic.
No one admits it but, everyone stalks.
Some people even stalk themselves. When I am on a downer, I just read my old Facebook posts and seeing the lack of even a smidgen of sensibility in those posts, I feel like a million bucks all over again.
Anyways, as for my vacation plans, just like the fifth member One Direction, the depth of Kanye West's song lyrics, the I.Q. of cricket fanatics in India; virtually non-existent.
Overall,
Excessive lau.
Just for Hugh.
-Sanjana Menon